Hey Griphin,
I looked at your UAV file, all your connections are correct. I found some config errors and I fixed them, believe me I was able to hover few inches above ground in my basement with this file, here is the fixed file, upload it and let me know how it works. you will have to do a transmitter calibration, and might have to revers some controls depending on your setup. I noticed you had a lot of positive pitch, if that's a problem remove servo arms and center them nice and then level your swash in the output page. if you want I can send some screen shots.. let me know